December 2011
pudgyalpaca asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. :3
Partying on New Year's Eve?
cookymunster:
buttpilgrim:
catchafirefly:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
Please please put this number in your phones, just in case.
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Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
whoops
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me:
cardcaptorsollux:
baby youre as hot as the bottom of my laptop
Watchstripperloki:
I just found this on my computer.
Why I have it, I will never know.
I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but...
patronsaintofqualityfootwear:
chocolatemilfshake:
you ever just walk past a mirror and say wow i’m ugly
or else
madgay:
i think if my mirror had arms it would punch me in the face
you need to stop
tangoingwithmango:
thisrealityhere:
gingerrlocks:
riflesandroadhouses:
joshfransexyy:
butthurtbandboys:
australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
but freedom
kangaroos
Anyone: Hey you wanna narrat--
Morgan Freeman: YES
fbht:
one time i had a dream that i was really ugly and talentless
and then i never woke up because that dream is my life
No
jamjalex:
will smiths name is like a story in itself its like will smith or wont smith who knows stay tuned next time to find out
I kinda wish I had snow instead of this 51°...
AT LEAST YOU’RE NOT IN MIAMI AND YOU CAN GO TO THE BEACH :L
These college essays take too much self esteem to...
What is self esteem
