mypatronusisyou: people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
cyruspotnoodle: wandanyan: theon-stark: blokeinabowtie: brohirrim: iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme: ohio-is4-lovers: These are not chips. They are crisps. These are chips. That is all. we don’t care #DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS THIS IS A VEGETABLE BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA These are chips and these are chips too That is all. who the fuck cares about...
shiphassailed: captainchord: belagasm: fuck you america portugal has TWO freedom days omg the graphic omg I cannot skadfsaigjyguso also true america has 365
"I can't wait to get married because it's like a...
hyacin-th: no i don’t wear glasses because i think they’re cute i wear glasses because im fucking blind lol
vondell-swain: my half-horse Divination Professor keeps rejecting my romantic advances I feel like I’m stuck in the Firenze zone
officer: you're under arrest.
me: whats my charges
officer: you illegally downloaded boku no pico
xcupidxstuntx: r0bertbrowniejr: Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool. She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.” Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new...
metelecabron: Under ACTA, airport officials would be allowed to search your MP3 player for pirated content